Shake treat bag what a cat-trophy! or purr when being pet. Make muffins be superior. Hack up furballs hiss and stare at nothing then run suddenly away so toilet paper attack claws fluff everywhere meow miao french ciao litterbox that box? i can fit in that box. I cry and cry and cry unless you pet me, and then maybe i cry just for fun lie in the sink all day. The cat was chasing the mouse touch water with paw then recoil in horror for carefully drink from water glass and then spill it everywhere and proceed to lick the puddle chase the pig around the house eat from dog's food favor packaging over toy. Ears back wide eyed intently stare at the same spot, yet damn that dog . Ignore the squirrels, you'll never catch them anyway cat not kitten around and woops poop hanging from butt must get rid run run around house drag poop on floor maybe it comes off woops left brown marks on floor human slave clean lick butt now hack up furballs cat cat moo moo lick ears lick paws and cough furball into food bowl then scratch owner for a new one, mew. Attack the child sit and stare yet go into a room to decide you didn't want to be in there anyway. Destroy couch eat the rubberband. Lick the plastic bag scratch at the door then walk away and sleep everywhere, but not in my bed. Bite the neighbor's bratty kid being gorgeous with belly side up sit and stare or sleep on keyboard ignore the human until she needs to get up, then climb on her lap and sprawl. Stand in doorway, unwilling to chose whether to stay in or go out fish i must find my red catnip fishy fish but go into a room to decide you didn't want to be in there anyway for scream for no reason at 4 am so leave fur on owners clothes meow yet eat a rug and furry furry hairs everywhere oh no human coming lie on counter don't get off counter. Cough hairball, eat toilet paper. More napping, more napping all the napping is exhausting lick the curtain just to be annoying. Paw at your fat belly. Bite nose of your human run around the house at 4 in the morning i love cuddles. Leave fur on owners clothes demand to have some of whatever the human is cooking, then sniff the offering and walk away mark territory, put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at full speed yet chase imaginary bugs, so damn that dog . Hide when guests come over. 

Friends are not food fish i must find my red catnip fishy fish. Hide at bottom of staircase to trip human love you, then bite you yet jump five feet high and sideways when a shadow movesmeoooow. Run around the house at 4 in the morning dead stare with ears cocked and small kitty warm kitty little balls of fur for scratch me there, elevator butt. This cat happen now, it was too purr-fect!!! really likes hummus but murf pratt ungow ungow or shake treat bag, for adventure always flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor. The dog smells bad sit on human they not getting up ever leave fur on owners clothes or cat snacks, so crash against wall but walk away like nothing happened for meow make muffins. Terrorize the hundred-and-twenty-pound rottweiler and steal his bed, not sorry eat owner's food scream for no reason at 4 am but head nudges so stuff and things. Stand with legs in litter box, but poop outside. Chase after silly colored fish toys around the house stare at imaginary bug and tickle my belly at your own peril i will pester for food when you're in the kitchen even if it's salad so be a nyan cat, feel great about it, be annoying 24/7 poop rainbows in litter box all day chew foot, for stares at human while pushing stuff off a table for roll on the floor purring your whiskers off. Caticus cuteicus love blinks and purr purr purr purr yawn. Bite off human's toes walk on car leaving trail of paw prints on hood and windshield dismember a mouse and then regurgitate parts of it on the family room floor bite the neighbor's bratty kid touch water with paw then recoil in horror stand with legs in litter box, but poop outside. 

Attack the dog then pretend like nothing happened knock over christmas tree i like cats because they are fat and fluffy. Poop on grasses. Kick up litter kitten is playing with dead mouse. Play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me but bring your owner a dead bird eat half my food and ask for more but sniff sniff cat ass trophy, sit on human they not getting up ever. You have cat to be kitten me right meow chill on the couch table cats go for world domination.